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Never Do Anything Ever

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Tween angsts humorously dissected in diary form.

Imagine finding a diary that actually gets you — and makes you laugh out loud in the process. That's "Never Do Anything Ever" by Jamie Kelly. Jamie's over-the-top musings about school, friendship, and life's unfairness are a delightful read for anyone who's navigated the tricky waters of middle school, or just enjoys a good chuckle at the melodrama of adolescence. Jim Benton has a knack for capturing the ridiculousness of being a tween in a way that's both sharp and endearing.

Note: While we do our best to ensure the accuracy of cover images, ISBNs may at times be reused for different editions of the same title which may hence appear as a different cover.
New

Never Do Anything Ever

by Jim Benton   |  Ages 9-12
Regular price $8.90
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ISBN: 9780439629089
Authors: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic
Date of Publication: 2005-11-01
Format: Paperback
Related Collections: Young Readers, Chapter Books
Related Topics: Humor, Realistic Fiction
Goodreads rating: 4.08
(rated by 5773 readers)

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice) diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways and becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love with her?
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Tween angsts humorously dissected in diary form.

Imagine finding a diary that actually gets you — and makes you laugh out loud in the process. That's "Never Do Anything Ever" by Jamie Kelly. Jamie's over-the-top musings about school, friendship, and life's unfairness are a delightful read for anyone who's navigated the tricky waters of middle school, or just enjoys a good chuckle at the melodrama of adolescence. Jim Benton has a knack for capturing the ridiculousness of being a tween in a way that's both sharp and endearing.

Note: While we do our best to ensure the accuracy of cover images, ISBNs may at times be reused for different editions of the same title which may hence appear as a different cover.