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How to Be a Footballer

by Peter Crouch
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How to Be a Footballer
How to Be a Footballer
How to Be a Footballer

Witty, candid insights into football's eccentricities.

If the thought of getting a peek behind the velvet curtain of professional football tickles your fancy, Peter Crouch's "How to Be a Footballer" is a must-read. Packed with humor and a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Crouch offers a unique perspective on the often bizarre world of football stars. It's like being in the locker room, but with more laughs and less sweat.

Note: While we do our best to ensure the accuracy of cover images, ISBNs may at times be reused for different editions of the same title which may hence appear as a different cover.

How to Be a Footballer

by Peter Crouch
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ISBN: 9781785039782
Authors: Peter Crouch
Publisher: Ebury Press
Date of Publication: 2019-05-30
Format: Paperback
Related Collections: Sports, Biographies & Memoirs
Related Topics: Biography Memoir, Memoir, Autobiography, Football, Soccer, Biography
Goodreads rating: 4.09
(rated by 6260 readers)

Description

You become a soccer player because you love soccer. And then you are a soccer player, and you’re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one teammate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane, and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a soccer ball before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror. We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media, and try to ensure that we never again pay far too much for a haircut that should have cost ten bucks. We’ll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez, and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson’s assistant Tord Grip. There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions. I am Peter Crouch. This is How to Be a Footballer. Shall we?
 

Witty, candid insights into football's eccentricities.

If the thought of getting a peek behind the velvet curtain of professional football tickles your fancy, Peter Crouch's "How to Be a Footballer" is a must-read. Packed with humor and a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Crouch offers a unique perspective on the often bizarre world of football stars. It's like being in the locker room, but with more laughs and less sweat.

Note: While we do our best to ensure the accuracy of cover images, ISBNs may at times be reused for different editions of the same title which may hence appear as a different cover.