Insider tales of footballer life, hilariously told.
This book is perfect for football fans who enjoy behind-the-scenes stories from professional players. Peter Crouch's humor and self-deprecating anecdotes make for an entertaining read. The book also provides insights into the world of footballers, including their eccentricities and superstitions. Overall, "How to Be a Footballer" is a funny, light-hearted read that will leave you with a better understanding of the daily life of a footballer.
ISBN: 9781785039782
Authors:
Peter Crouch
Publisher: Ebury Press
Date of Publication: 2019-10-01
Format: Paperback
Goodreads rating: 4.11
(rated by 5634 readers)
Description
You become a soccer player because you love soccer. And then you are a soccer player, and you’re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one teammate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane, and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a soccer ball before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror. We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media, and try to ensure that we never again pay far too much for a haircut that should have cost ten bucks. We’ll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez, and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson’s assistant Tord Grip. There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions. I am Peter Crouch. This is How To Be A Footballer . Shall we?
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